PwnallthethingsDec 21, 2022

Elon Musk to fake-quit as CEO of birbsite at some point in the future when he eventually wants to

There, I fixed your headlines folks

Show threadPwnallthethingsDec 21, 2022

But in a similar vein, I am stepping down as CEO of Apple, once I have first got that job and also once a successor has been found and also will continue to run the hardware and software divisions once I do.

See why this is a BS non-statement yet?

Show threadLorryDec 21, 2022
@Pwnallthethings Could you bring back the #AppleNewton before you go please? The only change would be MicroSD, a better battery and a USB3 port.
Show threadPwnallthethings
@Lorry I will run Apple by Apple poll of all customers who are pre-selected to agree with me about everything, you know. Democracy.
Dec 21, 2022 at 2:14amWeb
Show threadLorryDec 21, 2022
@Pwnallthethings no true Scotsman would disagree with you!
Show threadRobin from Colorado 🇺🇸🇺🇦Dec 21, 2022
@Lorry @Pwnallthethings Elon is running polls of his ONLYFANS. I had to
Show threadLorryDec 21, 2022
@robinbrenizer @Pwnallthethings He won't be able to afford #OnlyFans in a couple of weeks.
Show threadRobin from Colorado 🇺🇸🇺🇦Dec 21, 2022
@Pwnallthethings @Lorry 😂