My husband compared me to an orchid, and I thought, awww, he finds me elegant and ethereal after all these years? But it turns out no — he meant I have an absurdly narrow temperature range in which I can thrive. Le sigh…
@BettyCrackerFL So does your temperature range coincide with orchids? So you have them strategically deployed in your living areas?
@BettyCrackerFL Tell him that if you hear any more wisecracks you'll find an endangered butterfly to pollenate you.
@BettyCrackerFL well he didn't compare you to an iguana so I'd call an orchid a win.