Dire Wolf Dec 20, 2022
My ex was gonna divorce me because of Twitter and my current husband is cheering me on with mastodon. I've leveled up.
Show thread(((Jann Gobble)))🏳️‍🌈Dec 20, 2022
@ADDiane Wonder if your ex had an Elon-sized - well - ego... 😂
Show threadDire Wolf 
@jann he had a lifted truck if that tells you anything
Dec 20, 2022 at 11:45pmWeb
Show thread(((Jann Gobble)))🏳️‍🌈Dec 20, 2022

@ADDiane I live in Central Florida - it tells me EVERYTHING! 😂

(just to cut off the question, I have a Honda Odyssey... and don't have kids. So, we're different type of people than your ex)

Show threadDire Wolf Dec 20, 2022
@jann lmaooooo
Show thread(((Jann Gobble)))🏳️‍🌈Dec 20, 2022

@ADDiane It took forever for me to talk my husband into the Minivan! (15 years!)

We decided to early retire to FL (from CA) at the start of the pandemic - and I told him: "it's either this or pay for the next sized-pod to handle all our stuff!) 😉