Oh gee golly. The breach of my most sensitive data (most of which I never authorized Equifax to collect and store in the first place) was worth $5.21.

That sure makes up for it. This $5.21 makes me whole.

@wbm312 ‘s like the “coffee and a donut” settlement with Tim’s in Canada:

https://globalnews.ca/news/9024843/tim-hortons-app-coffee-doughnut-lawsuit-settlement/

Tim Hortons to offer free coffee, doughnut to app users involved in privacy lawsuit

According to court documents, Tim Hortons says the retail value of a free hot beverage is $6.19 while the value of a baked good is $2.39, plus taxes.

Global News