drewtoothpaste.bsky.sociali wish i loved anything as much as people who have had covid 5 times love going to chain restaurants
Nick Baker@drewtoothpaste they maybe can't taste the food anymore though
Joe Steinbring 
@drewtoothpaste I'm picturing a retired Louisiana cop wearing a sleeveless t-shirt that says "Let 'er rip", eating a "Mega Bacon Burger" at the Sizzler while trying to bring up an NFT on their phone that they just paid $99 for.
I bet that he thinks that at least 3 of those 5 covid infections are "fake news". 🙂
Hammancheez@drewtoothpaste Ruby Achoo’sday be poppin
marty,@drewtoothpaste tell me you haven't had the baby back ribs at chili's without telling me tha
Matt@drewtoothpaste
Chain restaurant covid is no good. You want that artisenal covid with the hometown-crafted authentic feel.
(No, wait, actually, covid is just bad)