Me as a kid: [Falls 10 feet from the monkey bars] I'M OK

Me now: I tried to scoop ice cream that was just a little too frozen and I dislocated my shoulder.

@elle91 OMG yes. LOL. I once jumped off the top of a garage when I was maybe 11 or 12 and popped right back up like nothing happened. I sprained my ankle, but nothing super serious.

A couple of days ago, I twisted my ankle tripping over air. That's right. Air.

@elle91 I feel every bit of this post.