The six stages of Twitter-to-Mastodon migration:
(1) Create Mastodon account, look around.
(2) Spend time primarily on Twitter, cross-post to Mastodon, explore Mastodon further
(3) Spend equal amounts of time on Twitter and Mastodon
(4) Spend time primarily on Mastodon, cross-post to Twitter
(5) Spend time primarily on Mastodon, only Twitter posts are to dunk on Twitter and encourage Mastodon migration
(6) Deactivate Twitter account
#twittermigration #twitterexodus #newhere
@MissingThePt
The 5 stages of grief:
1. Denial - I'm confused & upset but Elon is a genius, isn't it? What could go wrong then?
2. Anger - Wtf, Elon? You let loose those lunatics and lock out the sane ones. I'll go to Mastodon, the forbidden place.
3. Bargaining - Hmm, it's neat here. Maybe I can make base camp and go back and forth during the day.
4. Depression - Shtt, where're my friends? I feel like crying.
5. Acceptance - Af, I'm done with the birdplace. My new life is here. Let's roll.
@MissingThePt My story was:
(1) Create Mastodon account, look around
(2) Confused
(3) Nuke Twitter account in fit of pique
(4) "Oh shit, I guess I 'd better figure this out"