Paul BaeThere is this wonderful unwritten rule in comedy greenrooms where if anyone mentions Mitch Hedberg everyone quotes a joke of his.
Alice Wells 🎬🎥✍️🎶🩰🎨@paulbae This is the best thing Ive read on the internet today! 😍
🏴 Greg Sideyr 
@paulbae this should be a rule for life in general.
Anyways, I bought a $7 pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
Megan 🖖 🖤🤍💜
Natty Moher@paulbae “rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.”
Matt Diersen@paulbae “…it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?”