beetlejuice's ghoulish wifeNov 4, 2022

EVERYONE ON MASTODON: Hello! I'm Dr. Whitney Appleby, a molecular biologist working on new ways to beat the Pacific Garbage Patch! In my spare time I love reading, hanggliding and playing with my cat. I'm also starting to weave-

ME: *shoving past them* yeah sure where are the dipshits? where are the real assholes around here. perverts, you got any perverts?

Show threadmouse jDec 20, 2022
@mark i got you a pervert RIGHT HERE. YOU IN PERVERT COUNTRY MARK.
Show threadbeetlejuice's ghoulish wife
@cartoonmouse happy birthday to THIS pervert!!!
Dec 20, 2022 at 4:34amWeb
Show threadmouse jDec 20, 2022
@mark i tricked you her name is shy and she’s actually not a pervert she’s a nice old lady dog. the real pervert was me all along (i like grapefruit with no sugar)
Show threadno-noDec 20, 2022
@cartoonmouse @mark i was going to say it is wrong to call this dog a pervert. she is a sweet angel