Absolutely floored that I gained over 100 followers on Mastodon today. I'm not sure if it's because:

A. You think my facts are kind of funny.

B. I was banned from Twitter and you all just despise Elon Musk that much.

C. You're all con artists who are planning to slowly gain my trust and then rob me blind when I least suspect it.

Honestly, I'm good with any of the above.