Awfully funny watching how members of different generations approach the Mastodon tools.

Boomers: Barely here. They're on Facebook

GenX / Older Millenials: OH yeah we remember this. *Sets up account and moves on, unflapped*

Young millenials / GenZ: OMGWTFBBQ IS THIS? I HAVE TO MAKE DECISIONS? I DON'T LIKE THIS. TELL ME WHAT TO DO, DADDY.

PS: Since there are a whole lot of you who somehow seem to think I'm dissing whomever:

THIS IS A JOKE. I AM SORRY YOU ARE A HUMORLESS FUCK.