EVERYONE ON MASTODON: Hello! I'm Dr. Whitney Appleby, a molecular biologist working on new ways to beat the Pacific Garbage Patch! In my spare time I love reading, hanggliding and playing with my cat. I'm also starting to weave-

ME: *shoving past them* yeah sure where are the dipshits? where are the real assholes around here. perverts, you got any perverts?

@mark everyone is a pervert of some sort. Just put it behind a Content Warning.
You want to be a jackass? Good luck with that. You might get tossed off your server. If they don’t and it gets bad enough, the whole server will be defederated.