🌊 Gary Goosey πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ—½πŸŒŠ 🧡 (@[email protected])

Who on social media have not come across a post where it goes like this: Operator: Hello, you have reached 911, what’s your emergency? Caller: ma’am, I have a murder to report at NATIONAL GOLF CLUB BEDMINSTER, NJ (There’s is so much to unpack in this statement, it is surreal. Borderline insane) https://www.threads.net/@cherijacobus1/post/CwBWpvvRGDx/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

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