Twitter Death Cult
lol this applies starting may
He's basically asking if we want him to stop slamming his face into a brick wall. no no Elon, please proceed.
Or perhaps he's had his fun and he's going to hand the pile of burning garbage over to someone else.
In which case I think jared kushner is gonna do great
Musk really regretting that time he wished he was a massive fucking idiot
he is so pathetic lol
Will the new director change course to avoid the enormous lawsuits looming from the FTC, various EU agencies, etc?
Will the new director reverse Musky's flagrant labour law violations to avoid the enormous lawsuits looming from that?
Will Musk be able to avoid sticking his dick in Twitter? Lol obviously not.
Will advertisers return? Probably not most of them.
Will Twitter be able to re-hire enough infrastructure staff to prevent the whole thing literally collapsing in the next few years?
Annnnnd it's gone already lol
I feel like this would make a good a24 movie someday. uncut gems level of energy but instead of gems its being a mod
"truly, no dick has ever been more slammed in a car door"
https://www.axios.com/2022/11/16/elon-musk-twitter-ceo-new-leader
Just lmao at executing these sorts of huge sweeping policy changes on the fly. Any responsible company would put in weeks of work just to nail messaging, thinking about contingencies, exceptions etc. Just dumbfounded that policy is "whatever Elon thinks is reasonable at any given moment depending on his mood and whether anyone has recently made fun of him or not"
If I were a spaceX or Tesla investor, I would be running for the fucking hills rn
Wasn't The Quartering's big claim to fame basically that he got banned from officially sanctioned Magic: The Gathering tournaments for harassing cosplayers online?
Yes, please give control of the site to this Nazi, let's crank this stupid timeline to the max
