Jessie GenderHelp, I’m lost in a Macys and I don’t know how to checkout. I want to give you money for my moms birthday gift but I’m instead lost and scared and alone! I worry for food and water. I may not survive. I struggle for a checkout line or a way out back to the mall.
DollaryyDoos@JessieGender I don't like this Creepypasta!
Fraize 
@JessieGender follow your nose! When the sickly sweet smell of perfume leads you is likely where the exit lies!
Elizabeth@JessieGender Don't hesitate to start a fire for warmth!
Austin LeSure@JessieGender Last time I was in a department store, each department had it's own register to check out. I would just ask an employee where the nearest register is and go from there.
The Kimmy 
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This is why I always hire a local in the parking lot. It's really unwise to attempt the trek without a guide.
TreeVor@JessieGender As you venture through Mazy's be mindful that the Macytaur doesn't find you. If they find you, they will force you to sign up for a Macy credit card.
Alyssa Voronin@JessieGender Malls don't exist, Jessie. There is only Macy's. The universe is a spheroid region, 705-meters in diameter.
Chris Helming 
@JessieGender you can ship your pants.
@JessieGender in fact, I just shipped my pants right now
kass9 🧬@JessieGender macys stores exist in an endless pocket dimension with no way to escape except clicking your heels together and saying "there's no place like home"
Aurani Casts Fireball@JessieGender stick your hand on the nearest wall and choose a direction. keep walking in that direction along the wall.
Then be glad it wasn't an IKEA.
Murphypop@JessieGender Oh god I have been there.
FlatchULancelot@JessieGender Beware the perfume department! https://youtu.be/uGH8m7Q313s
Perfume Department
totallynotacommie@JessieGender that's part of the fun of being in a Macy's