Uncle Duke 
While Gloria’s lifeless body lay in the corner, Terrence sat and calmly admired his haul. He felt no remorse. The woman had been a fool to trust him, and she’d deserved her fate.
Dec 19, 2022 at 6:37pmWeb
Show threadRod_RescuemanDec 19, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 Perfect time for your daily reminder that while the chance your cat will kill you in your sleep is very, very low, it is never zero.
Show threadblurbflyDec 19, 2022
@Rod_Rescueman @UncleDuke1969 I sleep soundly in the knowledge that mine would never kill me before breakfast. Although I wouldn't quite put it past her if breakfast were late...
Show thread🪻Gigi_Bean🪻Dec 19, 2022
@UncleDuke1969
The mischievous Terrence alas revels in his achievement.
Show threadCatEyeJayneDec 19, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 #Cats 🙄
Show threadAnnie's Heirs Fender and LevonDec 19, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 Oh heck...we laughed out loud at this. Perfect!
Show threadDoreen32128 ready to rumble!Dec 19, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 followed!!!! That’s funny! #NoRegrets
Show threadZiagrrrlDec 19, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 #cats #catsofmastodon
Show threadKaren StrickholmDec 19, 2022
@Ziagrrrl @UncleDuke1969 Truth.
Show threadChibiKowaiDec 19, 2022
@Ziagrrrl @UncleDuke1969 it's feeding time
Show threadⒸⓡⓨⓢⓢⓘDec 20, 2022
@Ziagrrrl @UncleDuke1969 accurate
Show thread(((Jann Gobble)))🏳️‍🌈Dec 19, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 Oh, unh unh... I just did the cookie thing...and was CONSTANTLY telling my dog Rosie to get out of the room...cos she can't be trusted!
Show threadHeatherjoy KleinDec 19, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Show threadArtemis PersistsDec 20, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 I had no idea when I stopped to read this how much I would laugh. #NeededToLaugh
Show threadBaron Von JDec 20, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 in the post-credits/epilogue does Terrence knock them on the floor?
Show threadStellaDec 20, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 Hahaha…wait he looks like my cat….😳
Show threadKarl Morant 🇨🇦  🖖Dec 20, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 Bad kitty.
Show threadCondalmo.Dec 20, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 rip gloria