Twitter Death Culthe met some more assholes
wonder what deal they're making
lol this applies starting may
I wonder if he consulted with legal before saying "traditional publisher"
He's basically asking if we want him to stop slamming his face into a brick wall. no no Elon, please proceed.
Or perhaps he's had his fun and he's going to hand the pile of burning garbage over to someone else.
In which case I think jared kushner is gonna do great
Musk really regretting that time he wished he was a massive fucking idiot
he is so pathetic lol
Will the new director change course to avoid the enormous lawsuits looming from the FTC, various EU agencies, etc?
Will the new director reverse Musky's flagrant labour law violations to avoid the enormous lawsuits looming from that?
Will Musk be able to avoid sticking his dick in Twitter? Lol obviously not.
Will advertisers return? Probably not most of them.
Will Twitter be able to re-hire enough infrastructure staff to prevent the whole thing literally collapsing in the next few years?
he's not handing it over to anyone after burning that many tesla shares. he's trying to garner pity and failing
musky's twitter is like watching the dungeon master at your local comic book shop get drunk with power and ruin the campaign for everyone else, but instead of annoying 6 nerds it's annoying 200 million
let someone else take the heat for "running" things so he can spend *even more* time being a fox news reply guy
Annnnnd it's gone already lol
I feel like this would make a good a24 movie someday. uncut gems level of energy but instead of gems its being a mod
"truly, no dick has ever been more slammed in a car door"
https://www.axios.com/2022/11/16/elon-musk-twitter-ceo-new-leader
I like how he uses a single posts that replies to him to change his mind, instead of like seeing the millions of posts pissed off about it that are making very valid points.
Just lmao at executing these sorts of huge sweeping policy changes on the fly. Any responsible company would put in weeks of work just to nail messaging, thinking about contingencies, exceptions etc. Just dumbfounded that policy is "whatever Elon thinks is reasonable at any given moment depending on his mood and whether anyone has recently made fun of him or not"
If I were a spaceX or Tesla investor, I would be running for the fucking hills rn
Pulling back the policy because it effects the dweebs he really wants to be his friend
very cool quote from a guy who had a 44 billion dollar bluff called in front of the entire world
Wasn't The Quartering's big claim to fame basically that he got banned from officially sanctioned Magic: The Gathering tournaments for harassing cosplayers online?
Yes, please give control of the site to this Nazi, let's crank this stupid timeline to the max
Already adding caveats.
Nobody in their right mind would work for musk in that position because who can fix a company that he's actively trying to destroy?
I'm sure it's just a coincidence that it getting on the fast lane to bankruptcy was directly after he committed to buying it.
the one thing he actually wants that money can't buy is a seat at the cool kids' table and instead he only gets respect from like Cat Turd 2 & the Ant Man. I'm convinced this is the main thing driving him insane.
I find it funny that no one gives a shit that Elon tried to divert attention from his poll by tweeting a Twitter Files Supplemental. Also that the top comments are telling him to fuck off because no one cares
It's pretty amazing when you think about it how someone can take a company that was running decently well, albeit not consistently profitable they had runway to keep the lights on etc, and crater it completely in less than 2 months. After spending $44billion on it. Just staggering ineptitude. What a god damn clown, lmao.
It truly is a legendary meltdown. 6 straight weeks of nonstop failures at Posting that bring to mind the internet culture from 20 years ago.
The Christmas spirit is in the air as forum users bond and reminisce about what batshit stuff would go on a decade or two ago. All while warming themselves in the spiteful glee of seeing Elon Musk bring his own ruin upon himself.
Oh what's that, twitter checks tiny url and bitly for mastodon links? Well there's a new URL shortener in town, spacekaren.sucks
These goofs are running the badmin playbook from start to finish and it's amazing to watch. At the end they're going to realize Pre-Musk Twitter was already functioning the only it could. In the content moderation world things are as they are for reasons.