Twitter Death CultInfrastructure Week
Ol melon lying about the whole "no new layoffs" is probably the least surprising thing.
Literal 51 y/o man falling back on the puppetmaster defence after repeatedly embarrassing himself in public.
I dread to think where this poor billionaire would be without a fash-addled circle of sycophants to assure him that it's everyone else who is owned, not him.
He's at the raging lowtax phase. I'm expecting him to respond to anything critical with single "what" s soon
You'll get banned if you say "Follow me on..."
Just openly chaining all the emergency exits shut while the building is actively burning nbd.
Of all the stupid shit this is actually insane haha. You knew Musky was going to ban people he didn't like but this is a new level of pathetic.
Twitter admitting it’s threatened by Mastodon is pretty funny, also both gab and parler are missing from the list. 🤔
Imagine not being an H1B worker and loving Twitter so much you forgo 3 months of your salary for free for it and then you end up here lol.
please do remember the last two "live spaces" he participated in he got his ego irreparably shattered and yelled "im rick bitch" before being humilated off the stage and the other he said literally two lines before he had to log off otherwise everyone pushing back against him would hear him start to cry and he deleted Spaces altogether
Hell yeah love to let one of the people who somehow managed to actually lose a libel suit back on my website to do more libel. It won’t have any legal ramifications for me
Have never heard of half of these. Ban this official twitter account for giving them free promotion
Oh and https://linktr.ee/drilreal
lol this applies starting may
I wonder if he consulted with legal before saying "traditional publisher"
He's basically asking if we want him to stop slamming his face into a brick wall. no no Elon, please proceed.
Or perhaps he's had his fun and he's going to hand the pile of burning garbage over to someone else.
In which case I think jared kushner is gonna do great
Musk really regretting that time he wished he was a massive fucking idiot
he is so pathetic lol
Will the new director change course to avoid the enormous lawsuits looming from the FTC, various EU agencies, etc?
Will the new director reverse Musky's flagrant labour law violations to avoid the enormous lawsuits looming from that?
Will Musk be able to avoid sticking his dick in Twitter? Lol obviously not.
Will advertisers return? Probably not most of them.
Will Twitter be able to re-hire enough infrastructure staff to prevent the whole thing literally collapsing in the next few years?
he's not handing it over to anyone after burning that many tesla shares. he's trying to garner pity and failing
musky's twitter is like watching the dungeon master at your local comic book shop get drunk with power and ruin the campaign for everyone else, but instead of annoying 6 nerds it's annoying 200 million
let someone else take the heat for "running" things so he can spend *even more* time being a fox news reply guy
Annnnnd it's gone already lol
I feel like this would make a good a24 movie someday. uncut gems level of energy but instead of gems its being a mod
