Twitter Death Cult
Given the way everything else has gone, I bet he thinks it'll turn into his loving fans mitigating information against him.
And instead is gonna turn from a general "Elon Musk went to Pedo Island" definition into a community-managed "Elon Musk went to Pedo Island on these dates and flights, alongaide these other people" in high detail.
I mean look at how the request shows that Elon is very familiar with the exact layout and infrastructure of Epstein's island.
Infrastructure Week
Ol melon lying about the whole "no new layoffs" is probably the least surprising thing.
Literal 51 y/o man falling back on the puppetmaster defence after repeatedly embarrassing himself in public.
I dread to think where this poor billionaire would be without a fash-addled circle of sycophants to assure him that it's everyone else who is owned, not him.
You'll get banned if you say "Follow me on..."
Just openly chaining all the emergency exits shut while the building is actively burning nbd.
Of all the stupid shit this is actually insane haha. You knew Musky was going to ban people he didn't like but this is a new level of pathetic.
Twitter admitting it’s threatened by Mastodon is pretty funny, also both gab and parler are missing from the list. 🤔
Have never heard of half of these. Ban this official twitter account for giving them free promotion
Oh and https://linktr.ee/drilreal
lol this applies starting may
He's basically asking if we want him to stop slamming his face into a brick wall. no no Elon, please proceed.
Or perhaps he's had his fun and he's going to hand the pile of burning garbage over to someone else.
In which case I think jared kushner is gonna do great
Musk really regretting that time he wished he was a massive fucking idiot
he is so pathetic lol
Will the new director change course to avoid the enormous lawsuits looming from the FTC, various EU agencies, etc?
Will the new director reverse Musky's flagrant labour law violations to avoid the enormous lawsuits looming from that?
Will Musk be able to avoid sticking his dick in Twitter? Lol obviously not.
Will advertisers return? Probably not most of them.
Will Twitter be able to re-hire enough infrastructure staff to prevent the whole thing literally collapsing in the next few years?
GVF 🇨🇦