The doctor says “Of course the loss of Twitter is depressing. But look at it this way: The formerly richest person in the world is squandering all his money and trust in an entirely futile effort to preserve his own ego. His companies are failing, his reputation eroding, he’s incurring the biggest individual losses the planet has ever seen and it’s solely his own fault and we all can point and laugh at him publicly. Surely that must make you feel better.”

And the patient says “But doctor…”