Kevin M. KruseIf only Elon Musk’s parents had paid some kids to pretend to be his friends
Jesse@KevinMKruse If only they’d had ChatGPT…
rodley@KevinMKruse I'm not sure you can pay people to let your kid push their kid down the stairs.
@KevinMKruse even in South Africa. Maybe in Texas.
Brian Dear@KevinMKruse Also, if only the mean, mean board of directors of Paypal hadn't fired the genius, brief CEO of Paypal, Mr. Musk back in 2000. I still think this whole Twitter thing is a way for him to revive his grand unifying vision for saving, er, taking over, the world: X•com
Jeff Jarvis@KevinMKruse 'All we got for Halloween were these darned emeralds.'
eaglesfanintn@KevinMKruse had to tie a pork chop around Elon’s neck so the dog would play with him.
Rob Rakove@KevinMKruse His story needs a Bebe Rebozo
Steyrshrek@KevinMKruse even if they had rubbed him down in hamburger at least some dogs might have liked him.
The paths not taken, there once was an angry little Austrian painter, look at the trouble he caused.
LbbLaura@KevinMKruse Elon is Trump’s kid. I can do what I want, when I want, crazy, no rules, whatever dude…I’m rich, bitch.
Tom Jackman@KevinMKruse So good to see you on here. You're one of my favorite social media posters!
Sabaah Z Jauhar-Rizvi@KevinMKruse They could afford it too
Heidi@KevinMKruse lol 😂 yes, something went terribly wrong in that man child‘s life!
Alexandria Brangwin@KevinMKruse He'd only alienate every last one of them.