Doug Wilson 
Inspired by @alex --
Post your screenshot when you get to that point. The "no promoting any other social media site" is the final straw. That's not how the internet works.
guy,in,a,hat@dallendoug @alex yes please!
LOL, but did you try deleting all your posts and account? There should be a legal requirement to allow account deletion.
@dallendoug @alex single button account deletion. Currently it's like PHD level programming account deletion.