A platform where anyone can be kicked out with no warning simply because they pissed off the CEO isn’t a platform at all.

It’s a spoiled six year-old’s birthday party.

@slack2thefuture The part where his mom is now cheering his blocks is beyond.
@kbeninato I made this fake tweet a few weeks ago. Had no idea how accurate it was.
@slack2thefuture maybe he'll eventually end up like veruca salt--turn into a giant blue ball.
@slack2thefuture wootwoot toottoot fetch the nanny!
@slack2thefuture No, because there are always parents at a six year old's birthday party.