Mastodawn

Trying to conduct an in-person interview with John Mastodon and his phone is blowing the hell up

@caseynewton his line was probably suspended

@caseynewton the McAffe of the Fediverse

@caseynewton Is John Mastodon like Tim Apple or Jeff Amazon?

@caseynewton he has to federate his handling of the press

@caseynewton he's busy talking with Tim Apple & Marillyn Lockheed

@caseynewton oh no you've basically just given his assassination coordinates.

@caseynewton tried tracking his jet yet?

@caseynewton him and Satoshi Nakamoto are holed up in the Catskills

@caseynewton rumor has it he was the power broker behind Flink's acquisition of Cajoo

@caseynewton John Mastodon, so hot right now

@caseynewton the search function on here is so bad I know it’s a joke but I can’t figure out why it might be funny?

@caseynewton good luck! he’s a very private person. Very few people have ever met him.

@caseynewton I wonder what Sundar Google and Mark Meta would think about this...