just heard @enbrown reading a book to the baby in the other room and the story just got to the part where it warns the baby not to touch squirrels because they might hurl scary acorns at babies, what is this fucking book
@swin24 It's nicer than saying, don't touch the squirrels because they are plaguey little tree rats. :)
@swin24 it’s a very confusing book. It’s called “never touch a porcupine” but then the porcupine is all cool textured so kids want to touch it!