Just Call Me Frank 
"I guess I should go accomplish something today", she said.
But in reality she's just going to spend the day playing SIMS 4 until it's an appropriate time for an adult beverage.
She is me.
George@JustCallMeFrank That begs the question, what is an appropriate time for a adult beverage? Is it beverage type dependent? Are there safeguards to make sure such beverages are only consumed within these guardrails? Just so many questions that maybe don’t need to be asked.
Dex@JustCallMeFrank You just described my retirement.