my wife got me the only thing i wanted for christmas: one of those classic green lamps that are always in old movies.
@JeffStone you’re a dork (I want the lamp)
Banker's lamp - Wikipedia

@rottenapple @JeffStone mini rabbit hole….looked into those green banker visors as well…figured there was a reason for the same color.

@JeffStone
Dang it, now I need one.

Looks good btw

@JeffStone Damn. That’s a fine looking lamp. Now you just need an oversized ashtray with a half smoked cigar under it, and you could be Jeff Stone/ Private Eye.
Make some silly 20 second vids with only the lamp in frame?
I’d watch that.
@abbadon that’s hysterical…stealing your idea for sure