@juddlegum “The people have spoken!” All Twitterlini needs to do is learn the slow wave and he’s really mastered the whole “appeal to the masses, especially the lowest common denominator, and make it look like you’re listening” dictator thing down. Now all he needs to do is go have dinner with Cheeto Jesus and figure out whose going to be at the top of the ticket and who has the shittiest product to be grifted upon their minions.