Someone, I’m not naming names, but someone has been trying to steal the unripe kumquats from the tree under the mistaken belief that they are tiny tennis balls.

I won’t say who.

I’m not saying it was Eva but as a baby, she did completely denude an entire tomato bush of fruit and prance around with them in her mouth.
@MoviesSilently Ah, but much better than a friends pup that ate the drivers seat in their pickup while they were shopping! St Bernard pup!
@MoviesSilently I hope you are not implying that this sweet angel-faced very good girl is the culprit. If anything, she undoubtedly made a heroic effort to defend those kumquats from a vicious intruder. Such a good girl.

@tiamat271 (mouth full of fruit)

Kumquat? What kumquat?

@MoviesSilently Oh…….THAT kumquat? Well, that one looked bad so she must’ve eaten in an absolutist SELFLESS act of sacrifice to keep you from becoming ill. A true hero, really.