Moral: never visit hospitals named after sandwiches.
@Cougar I just canceled my appointment at Croque-Monsieur
@azoriusmage I wonder how far this goes? I'm more worried about all the Clubs I've joined over the years. And that's before we even consider underground transport systems...
@Cougar Well played, sir

@sluggard I mean, it sounds downright dangerous!

(and, thanks😁)

@Cougar ... because they are Sub-​standard.
@Cougar But the closest hospital to my house is Our Lady Of The Hoagie.