A valiant effort has been made by Little Tim this year, who for some reason has decided to change his name to Tim'); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];--

HO HO HO! Nice try Tim. I don't use #SQL, I use several dozen interconnected #Excel spreadsheets, like a professional.

@Santaclaus I took the liberty of sharing this on Reddit. They Have Opinions™...

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zl8hkz/santa_vs_sql_injection/

Santa vs SQL Injection

(From Mastadon, not 🐦) Looks as though Little Bobby Tables has a cousin...

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@Santaclaus And in the replies were these gems (borderline NSFW)...
@mittfh I would never order by “mom”. It’d be a string, for a start… I’d just get Ms Aaliyah Aaronsen at the top and she makes the worst cookies 😒