The scene: The Bahamas. A courtroom.
Judge: Sir, in a conditional arrest proceeding the first step is to establish identity. Do you admit or deny you are the same Sam Bankman-Fried charged in this indictment?

SBF: Yes I am the person who did all those things

Judge: No, I mean . . .

SBF: Each and every one

Judge: I think you . . .

SBF: Should I go paragraph by paragraph

@Popehat

Judge: and we understand that you have hired, Mr. Giuliani as your counsel.

SBF: Yes, your honor.

Judge: Are you sure?

SBF: He's assured me he has the highest conviction rate of all of the defense attorneys in the tri-state area.

*Rudy nods and fistbumps SBF*