Ken WhiteDec 13, 2022

The scene: The Bahamas. A courtroom.
Judge: Sir, in a conditional arrest proceeding the first step is to establish identity. Do you admit or deny you are the same Sam Bankman-Fried charged in this indictment?

SBF: Yes I am the person who did all those things

Judge: No, I mean . . .

SBF: Each and every one

Judge: I think you . . .

SBF: Should I go paragraph by paragraph

Show threadDirk HohndelDec 13, 2022
@Popehat
Satire is getting hard to do with this individual. Because... That could be a transcript.
What gave it away was that you didn't add "and I'll work tirelessly to return all this money I stole"
Show threadKevin Sours
@dirkhh @Popehat
Well that and it's "in court" and not "on CNN"
Dec 13, 2022 at 7:40pmWeb