@mehdihasan Twitter is actually more attractive to organized crime now. Cc @FBI

@marktaylor @mehdihasan In a recent investigation, we discovered that many high-ranking members of organized crime groups have abandoned their #Twitter accounts in favor of creating #MySpace profiles.

While this may come as a surprise to some, the switch to MySpace makes perfect sense for these criminal organizations. MySpace offers a level of anonymity that Twitter simply cannot match. With its advanced privacy settings and limited data collection, MySpace allows organized crime to operate under the radar and avoid detection by law enforcement.

In addition, MySpace offers a level of nostalgia and nostalgia that Twitter cannot provide. Many members of organized crime groups grew up using MySpace and have fond memories of the platform. It seems that for these criminals, MySpace is not just a tool for conducting illegal activity, but also a trip down memory lane.

We urge all citizens to be cautious when using social media and to avoid MySpace at all costs. Remember, if it's not on Fediverse, it's not worth your time.

@marktaylor @mehdihasan ha, we're not fooled by your silly little attempt to accuse us of being @Elon_Musk. We're the FBI, not some random tech billionaire (maybe soon millionaire?).