Hey, #LitigationDisasterTourists - updates on the Hans Niemann-Magnus Carlson lawsuit incoming.

As expected, each of Carlson, Nakamura, Chesscom and Rensch filed motions to dismiss (on Dec. 2). We'll go through them.

Do not see one from Play Magnus, though it may be included in Carlson's filing and just not reflected on the docket.

Nope. This one is Magnus alone. Was Play Magnus served?

Looks like the answer is "no"; they got waivers of service from the other defendants, and serving Play Magnus is complicated given its foreign status and lack of US appearances.

If they're going through the Hague Convention process, that could still happen

On the other hand, since this suit is doing whatever good it could do for Niemann without Play Magnus showing up, maybe they won't bother?
Sidenote: @SDF this place desperately needs a utility to easily add gifs to toots.
moving on...
Carlsen (and all the defendants) are arguing that Niemann's attempt to file in Missouri shouldn't allow him to evade the CT antislapp statute
This will actually be interesting; as far as I know, the 8th Circuit (where Missouri is) hasn't yet weighed in on whether federal district courts should apply state anti-slapp statutes, and two of the district courts in the circuit (District of Nebraska & District of Minnesota) have offered different answers to that question
OK, parental duties call, be back in 45 minutes or so
46 minutes later ...

So, uh, this does not pull any punches at the start.

"Harm to your reputation? What reputation"?

Carlsen's being represented by Axinn Veltrop, which is a terrific firm, and this is exactly how you'd expect them to respond in a situation like this.

Cases are decided on laws, but they are won and lost on stories, and the start of your motion - which will be the first document the judge reads - sets the narrative framework.

I'm not sure this is the best line of argument for a motion to dismiss, though; motions to dismiss have to show that there are no fact questions in play, and "what were a bunch of third parties thinking when they acted" is a quintessential fact question.

It may well be true! But "here's a different potential explanation for the conduct at issue" is rarely a winning argument at this stage

Next they provide the roadmap to the brief, which is the other thing you want to do in an intro section:

1) Apply the anti-slapp law;
2) Also, he can't show actual malice, so no defamation, plus it was opinion, which can't be defamatory
3) The complaint doesn't really allege tortious interference or conspiracy
4) LOL are you kidding me with that antitrust claim?

OK, this yellow highlight is very well done; Niemann's entire theory of the case is "Carlsen snapped and lied because he couldn't take losing"; pointing out that Carlsen has lost to other grandmasters without this kind of drama is an effective rebuttal to it.

But I don't like the red at all. Niemann isn't suing "over a game" and I don't know why they would put it this way

This is an open door to Niemann on response: "Carlsen would like to pretend this lawsuit is 'over a game.' It isn't. It's about what he said, and did, after the game ..."

And they didn't need to do it. Lean into the point you're making with that first highlight, and what the case is about: "but Niemann is the only one Carlsen accused of cheating and refused to play again - because Niemann is the only one he believed cheated against him"

That has the virtue of both accurately reflecting the nature of the case and directly attacking Niemann's underlying theory, in a way that will be impossible for him to rebut on a motion to dismiss (he can't plead new facts in response).

JMO.

The green here, on the other hand, is very well done, driving home that this is - as all defamation cases are - a first amendment case.
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In addition to pointing out one of the problems with the complaint I noted in my original litigation disaster tour about it - that the actual claims just say "all that stuff we talked about before, that was defamation" without getting into specifics, this last line is gonna leave a mark.
OK, gotta break for a bit to do some actual work. I'll be back
@AkivaMCohen Based on the content so far, I can realistically envision Niemann reading that and saying, "That hurt my ego! Add it to the defamation claims!" Attorney for plaintiff schedules a CT scan for the pain behind his right eye.
@AkivaMCohen IANAL, but I watch them on social media. :) Would it be a generally safe assumption that a suit that seems to be throwing claims against the wall to see what sticks is a bad suit? I've seen a few in your DLT posts, "We're suing for defamation, emotional distress, vandalism, grand theft auto, corpse desecration, practicing neurosurgery w/o a license, and second-degree rhinotillexomania in public."
@AkivaMCohen @SDF @stux Yes please!!! I miss gifs!!
@vaweisman @AkivaMCohen @SDF @stux What I did (at least on iOS) is install the GIPHY keyboard, which is a slightly awkward work around but works.
@AkivaMCohen @SDF would need to happen on the platform level, a (much smaller) federation of servers that do nothing but The Reaction GIF Microservice. It'd be a fun project.
@AkivaMCohen on twitter is that content licensed to them or are they public domain? It could be a little complicated.
@AkivaMCohen @SDF I don't know about weird encumbrances various gif services might have. On Android, tusky plays well with Gboard's gif browser.
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@AkivaMCohen by then way, if you put a content warning of LitigationDisasterTourist, it will be automatically applied to all subsequent posts in the thread
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Does anyone know of a Mastodon thread unroller bot equivalent to Twitter's @threadreaderapp?
@AkivaMCohen Now following #LitigationDisasterTourists so I don't miss a single toot!