"why did your wife leave you?"
"it's complicated, but probably was a lack of agile planning to build intimacy, trust, and accountability as discussed over dinner at Red Lobster. gotta keep up your relationship KPIs"
idk man normal people just have a lil chat in bed most nights
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if you're incapable of thinking of romantic relationships outside of a business framework I think you're what Marx described as "fucked"
winning esquire' most divorced man of the year in 2027 requires playing the long game