Leave “goblin mode” in 2022, in 2023 go “gorgon mode”: turn your enemies to stone with your gaze, don’t waste time looking in the mirror, have snakes for hair.
@librarianshipwreck YES!!!! I am completely on board with this. Thank you.

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I like that this gives the power back to the gorgon, the first of whom was cursed for being a victim. The Greek gods were assholes. Truly.

@librarianshipwreck sad this wasn’t a Zelda reference
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2022 - Goblin Mode
2023 - Gorgon Mode
2024 - Gargoyle Mode
@librarianshipwreck i'm all about gremlin mode personally
@mjdxp @librarianshipwreck I met a cat named Gremlin today. Just thought I would randomly mention. She was a silly kitty that would fetch!

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how are you looking at my diary

look my plans were:
2023: gorgon mode (note: turn off face id)
2024: get stoned after determining where would be the freakiest place for someone to find an atypical statue
674424353: be discovered by the next sapient species on this planet and be their undying god that knows the ancient ways even if she can’t exactly chirp her nonexistent wings and is shit at speaking with smells

@librarianshipwreck Fuck that, the mirror became my friend last year. Sometimes. If I've shaven.

Snakes, I can do though.

@librarianshipwreck I'm going for the "Medusa With The Head of Perseus statue in NY" vibe. If you haven't seen this statue head to google now.
@librarianshipwreck I think the best of us have gone beyond "gorgon mode" into @Gargron mode.
@librarianshipwreck Oooh can you teach a class on this? :P
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Snakes on hair ✔️
I’ve lost my comb few days ago…
… and I don’t care.
It’s 2nd mile stone done too?