Leave “goblin mode” in 2022, in 2023 go “gorgon mode”: turn your enemies to stone with your gaze, don’t waste time looking in the mirror, have snakes for hair.
I like that this gives the power back to the gorgon, the first of whom was cursed for being a victim. The Greek gods were assholes. Truly.
how are you looking at my diary
look my plans were:
2023: gorgon mode (note: turn off face id)
2024: get stoned after determining where would be the freakiest place for someone to find an atypical statue
674424353: be discovered by the next sapient species on this planet and be their undying god that knows the ancient ways even if she can’t exactly chirp her nonexistent wings and is shit at speaking with smells
@librarianshipwreck Fuck that, the mirror became my friend last year. Sometimes. If I've shaven.
Snakes, I can do though.