There is little evidence to suggest that mastodons communicated by "tooting," and even less to suggest that they possessed the dexterity to play with a little paper airplane
@neiltyson just read your bit in Starry Messenger with the “inanity defense.” This is similar to the “absurdity defense” argument I have against the Multiverse where everything possible exists. Where’s the universe where everyone is named Fred and has two noses? Three noses? Three million? What are the odds of being in a universe that makes as much sense as this one?