This whole “Twitter Files” nonsense has made me realize that I need to *leak* my next research article instead of publishing it.
@austinkocher Figure by figure, plus "supplemental shocker"
@austinkocher You may need to call it "Your Research Topic Files".
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Seriously!! We might get more downloads and cites!!🤣
@austinkocher and good news: following this model, your next research article can be completely devoid of import or meaning. An utter nothing burger.
@marywolf Good news. That’s the only kind of research I do.
@austinkocher okay so how does one manage being a Professor in Syracuse but live in Baltimore? I’m a Professor in Michigan who’d love to be in Virginia Beach, Virginia with my other kids even 6 months out of the year