If anyone wants to live vicariously through me, just go ahead and pour the salsa directly onto your white sparkly Christmas sweater, bypassing your mouth completely.
@volkswagenchick now to spill some guacamole and you’re unintentionally extra festive!!!
@seantwalsh
Way ahead of you, I even spilled my margarita on my wildly festive colored sparkly holiday sweater
@volkswagenchick I knew we were friends are a reason. I’ll raise you guacamole grease.