One thing that sucks about being a natural wine champion for at least 15 years now, is that although natural wine bars are a dime a dozen in most Italian cities these days, all the patrons or owners are quite young. I can't hear over loud music and neon signs give me a headache. #old #genX
But like, I know I am cool because I was fucking punk and goth in the late 80s and 90s. #naturalWine #punksNotDead #AmberWine #Klinec

@sarahmayg One can calculate their current coolness by the number of hours they can stay in a loud bar before departing. It's like the half-life of uranium.

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I'm not that cool anymore.

@austinbeeman Ain't that the truth?
I have severe Tinnitus thanks to being too cool when I was young.
@austinbeeman also depeche mode came on. A song from the 80s. And I looked at the patrons and the servers/owners because I knew they didn't know who they were.