Mara Jade is, at 16.5 years old, an OldLadyCat™️, and she doesn't care about being nice.

She runs a campaign of tricks to annoy humans so much they'll get out of bed to give her treats:
Stare.
Stare + shriek, sometimes audible.
Circle like a shark.
Paw on arm + stare.
Claws slowly descend from paw.
Sends Leia in.
Mara returns walks on heads and hair, back and forth.
Finally deploys her tiny pokey feet + ability to change gravity while standing on you.

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@BlastyLavagrrrl Old Ladies are grouchy. Give us our treats now!
@BlastyLavagrrrl “ability to change gravity while standing on you.” Lol. Very familiar with this feline superpower. 😂
@BlastyLavagrrrl What, no claws on your closed eyelid?
@BlueDot OK, that sounds horrific! One of the cats will lick my eyelids occasionally. Usually it's a foot to the face, rolling in my hair or progressively harder headbutts to the skull.