Alexandra Petri does it again: behold, the fine, fine line between reality and hyperbolic satire. Also, where is her Pulitzer? https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/12/07/supreme-court-303-creative-hypothetical-mall-satire/
Welcome to the Supreme Court’s hypothetical Christmas mall village!

Featuring Grandma Helen’s Protestant Provisions, and I’m Just A Chair Guy And I Know My Chairs Aren’t Speech!

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@jsherkow ugh I'm dreading the outcome of this case