Last ReToot: that’s also why I call myself a “cartoonist” instead of a “graphic novelist” whenever I can get away with it. There’s a joy in not being respectable. See also: being bisexual.
And my little misnagdic heart thinks, what would I be trying to prove by calling myself “religious.” That’s between me and Gd. Better to round down when I’m talking to other people (unless, of course, I’m asking for a kosher meal or time off work at the High Holy Days)