Ess.Bee.Bee 🍑🔌Me: Hey babe, how was your day?
Wife: Busy. Oh, I wanted to ask you something that came up today.
Me: Okay.
Wife: What is pegging?
Me: This came up at work?
Wife: Just, what is it?
Me: I shared this little tale on the Tooter.
Wife: You did not.
Me: [texts her a screen shot]
Wife: OMG WHY?
Me: I post shit you say all the time [I’ll note here that this was the incorrect answer].
GayDeceiver@essbeebee someone might be sleeping on the couch?
@GayDeceiver I just slept on the couch 2 nights ago 🤣🤣🤣
Ms. LegaleseI do not know what pegging is. But it seems it should not come up during work.
@Snarkycounsel Don’t google it on a work computer, that’s for sure
pocket full of hawthornes 💦@essbeebee you had me at pegging.
@essbeebee also, that distinguished gentleman in your avatar.
Dis@essbeebee You are William Windsor, and I claim my $10
ScatalogicAI@essbeebee
"What do you want to do tonight, the Cleveland Steamer, or the Cincinnati Snowball?"
"What do you want to do tonight, the Cleveland Steamer, or the Cincinnati Snowball?"
@essbeebee
Lol, you boosted *that*?
Lol, you boosted *that*?
@moliver I boost pretty much everything. So, um, be warned. Haha.
@essbeebee i'm reminded of an ad waaaay back in the day involving the then fad of folding to taper the pant legs (pegging) on a particular type of women's jeans (boyfriend cut). the ad innocently had the words "PEG YOUR BOYFRIEND" all over its marketing, not knowing what they just commanded their brand loyal legions to do. i still wonder about those legions sometimes.
@cobie 50/50 chance that’s what my wife’s colleagues were talking about. At least until I ruined it.
@essbeebee ruined it? or made it better?
@cobie 60/40 on those odds depending on which coworkers she was talking to.
@essbeebee PLOT TWIST: she was talking to HR.
@cobie No way. She wouldn’t even use the word “fart” at work. She’s clearly mortified by what she was discussing without knowing.