If you have some self-control. If you behave like an adult. If you can critically assess what you read, see or hear. If you have decency. If you care about others. If you believe that everyone should seek their own happiness that does not hurt others

The right will call you Woke

@SpockResists someone else came up with this but I like it
—tell the person calling you woke if they would use your preferred term of “awake.” Being awake is something we can ask be proud of being.