We Switch you a Merry Christmas.
We Switch you a Merry Christmas.
We Switch you a Merry Christmas,
And an ARPy New Year!
@ssb let me propose the follwing version of the refrain and remaining verses

Refrain:
Good Gbit/s we bring,
to you and your kin.
We Switch you a Merry Christmas,
And an ARPy New Year!

Oh bring us a fiber uplink, [x3]
and bring it right here!

[
Refrain ]

We won't go until we get one, [x3]
so bring it right here.

[
Refrain ]

We all like our fiber uplinks, [x3]
and so do backhoes.

[
Refrain ]

@Johann150
:s/so bring it right here/Connect it right here.

Aside from that, push it to Beta and let's see what the testers have to say.

😜