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Moanos
May 8, 2022
Optimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.
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Engineer: you've got the wrong-sized glass.
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I always heard that as "Engineer: The glass is twice as large as it needs to be."
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