@zackwhittaker I guess the elephant in the room (not sorry) is asking:
Lastpass:
1) Do you honestly believe that attempting to hide and conceal your ineptitude at security, serves the greater public good, or your bottom line, the most?
2) Do you honestly believe it is ethical to try and conceal your ineptitude from the public? Who gains from this stance, you or the public?
My belief is the answer to both those questions, from the available evidence at hand, is that you don't care one iota for the customer, but only about yourself.
The public urgently awaits your response, because what we can see right now, smells like a bucket of prawns left in the hot sun for a week. And it's not pretty.