My husband showed this to me with a knowing smile.

It took me 5 minutes to read because I was hit with a new fit of laughter every couple of words.

Husband knows my sense of humor 😂

@artofrengin Every line is gold, but I especially love "Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me!" and "ILLEGAL SHOES? MUSIC TOO CANADIAN?" 😂
@bkanber haha I really have a tough time picking a favorite xD it's all hilarious!